My mom has quite a variety of weird foods in her kitchen, including these Pringles Print chips with sports facts printed on them:

While looking up information about the chips, I found this lovely quotation from [http://www.junkfoodnews.net/PringlesPrints.htm]:

Snack Stacks Prints offer a portion control size that is convenient for mom and fun for kids, and is perfect for the lunchbox.

Ha, “portion control size”, “perfect for the lunchbox”.  Totally bizarre.